بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
السلام عليكم ورحمة الله تعالى و بركاته
جمعتنا الأقدار مع واحد اجنبي(Yankee) و هو عرف انه عندنا موقع منتديات و حب يشارك فيه بهذه المقتطفات و على حسب تجاربه هو قال ان النكات و الامثلة يمكن ان ترسخ الكلمات الجديدة بسهولة في الذهن.
An archaeologist is the best husband a
woman can have;
the older she gets the more interested he
is in her.
--Agatha Christie
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be
happier than others.
--Oscar Wilde
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it
cheaper.
--Scottish Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.
--Sam Kinison
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A psychiatrist is a person who will give
you expensive answers that
your wife will give you for free.
--Anonymous
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Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later,
for another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken
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Marriage is a three ring circus:
--engagement ring
--wedding ring
---suffering
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When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles,
everyone wonders why.
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Love is blind but marriage is an
eye-opener.
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When a man opens the door of his car for
his wife,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife.
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go
for our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she
shops.
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If your dog is barking at the back door
and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do
you let in first?
The Dog of course..at least he'll shut up
after you let him in!
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back towards his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."
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